The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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