After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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