ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
I made him laugh his dick is mine
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Floor bacon is actually really good
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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