No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
So apparently I’m into choking now
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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