bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
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