What a fucking waste of an outfit
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
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