Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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