I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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