i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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