It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
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