Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I don't think brook has ever known best
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
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