I want to make a zoo with you.
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
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