I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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