Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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