Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
Randomize
