perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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