I hate your face
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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