I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
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