Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
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