remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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