Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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