You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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