epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Randomize
