Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
We have started to decorate penises.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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