im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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