What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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