Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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