doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
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