have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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