wat bout pragnant strippers??
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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