so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
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