ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
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