He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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