craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
it's like heaven, but drunker
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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