I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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