Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
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