All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
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I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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