This girl is more easily done than said...
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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