so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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