I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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