yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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