I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
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