And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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