your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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