she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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