How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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