That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
third nipple confirmed
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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