i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
my sisters under your porch take her home
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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