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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
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in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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