He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
Can Purell be used as lube?
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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