Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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