FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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