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Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
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