Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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