Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
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