Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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